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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)

Thursday, November 20th, 2025
7:00 pm
Details
U.S. | 2025 | 113 minutes | English
Category
Monthly Screenings
Film Type
Feature Film
Cost
$12 General Admission | $6 Student | Member benefits apply
Location
Main Street Landing Film House
60 Lake Street, 3rd floor
Burlington, VT

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Director
Mary Bronstein
Sponsors
host sponsor Main Street Landing
Northfield Savings Bank, Vermont Public

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien).

Mary Bronstein’s long-in-the-works follow up to her anxiety-ridden debut, Yeast, follows the stressful daily routine of Linda as she navigates a variety of crises. She is a therapist stretched to her limit who is taking solo responsibility for her daughter’s care while her cruise captain husband is away for months on end. Her daughter has a strange illness that causes a severe aversion to food and the round-the-clock treatments don’t seem to be helping. And the family’s situation takes a turn for the worse when the bedroom ceiling of their Montauk apartment collapses and floods the house, forcing her to relocate to a dingy hotel with a hostile clerk (Ivy Wolk) and her friend James (A$AP Rocky) who loiters around Linda’s room. All signs indicate that a breaking point is imminent.